AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm working on this thing that is making my brain want to explode from sheer ridiculousness. OMG OMG OMG HOW IS THIS MY LIFE.

Here, to make this post not totally pointless, some things that made me laugh recently ganked from all over my rlist/flist:

+ Chia Obama.
+ Don Draper's Guide.
+ How you know it's true love.
+ They Say ( Read more... )

Haha, continuing to go through files and found this. Am muchly amused. I think people should sit around and make up words all the time. Didn't I write this with one of you? deardotti, I'm looking at you.

( smrtrdictfurme: a dictionary for naturally smarter people! )

(murklins and I really, really enjoyed that recent Kerrang article.)

( No, *really.* )

Reason #506,349,349 to NEVER EVER re-read old fiction posts:Encountering sentences in your writing such as “and then their gazes locked, connectivity searing them to the marrow of their bones, solar flares brewing in the cosmos” which is just the beginning of a sex scene that quickly devolves into CRASHING SEAS and HEIGHTS OF THE SKY and ( Read more... )

I'm re-arranging. Everything. My room is completely empty and the only thing that's in here right now is the desk, and there's junk sprawled out everywhere that I'm sorting through. End of year bonanza! I've gotten rid of about six paper bags full of stuff so far, which is pretty happymaking ( Read more... )

I am in awe of everyone who’s doing NaNo. You are all amazing. *cheers you madly on* I’m doing 100 words/day over at mini_nanowrimo, which is a pace I think I can handle. *g*

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Van Helsing earns the distinction of being the worst movie I’ve seen in the last year. I didn’t even make it to the end. How could the movie fail so mightily with Hugh Jackman and ( Read more... )

You know, until now, I was operating under the false notion that Brokeback Mountain was the start of my fannish habits.

But today, ( I realized I was wrong )

( Vid: Star Wars/Phantom of the Opera )

My new motto in life:

Darien Fawkes: DIE, CUCKOO CLOCK, DIE!

What? It's 6AM and I haven't slept yet, you expected something intelligent?

Inside the Hollywood Star Chamber: In Which Five Clones of Karl Malden Choose the Oscar Winners

5: It wasn't the one with the gay cowboy and his journalist boyfriend who hate black people and travel around Europe trying to blow up Joseph McCarthy?

Best Actress2: Shouldn't we just select the winner by the same, trusted criterion we use every year ( Read more... )